Sick note

Fuck my actual life… sick note alert!! I have felt sick as a dog since even before I found out I was with child. And the worst part is I can’t tell anyone how rough I feel 😩 honest to god I just wish I was actually being sick so atleast I could feel better […]

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I sit here today writing this after getting yet another negative pregnancy test. Asking myself WHY? Almost another year in trying for baby number 2 and still nothing. I thought the first time around was just bad luck but here I am going through it all again. What I don’t understand is why. Why does […]

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Going potty, Part 1

The dreaded time has come. Yes that’s right potty training! And I’m already going potty! To be honest I really should have started a while ago now. Rex is just over 3 so I do feel abit lazy on my part. Anyhow better late that never right? Stocked up on tiny little pants. Plenty of […]

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Ditching the Dummy

For anybody who knows Rex they know he has to have his dummy surgically removed to be without it. Coming up to 3 years old we had to make the hard decision to ditch the dummy. During pregnancy we decided he was not going to have a dummy because quite frankly I didn’t really like […]

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Grief Raw and Real

9 months ago I endured the worst experience of my life when I lost my little brother Mike very suddenly and unexpectedly. Mike was 29 years old and had years ahead of him. And to this day I still cannot believe it actually happend. I’ve been trying to write about this for a while now […]

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The Binge eating nightmare.

I have appropriately named this blog “The binge eating nightmare” because binge eating is fucking one big never ending nightmare and it’s something I’ve really been struggling with lately. Before I go any further I’d just like to throw a disclaimer out there. What you are about to read is my personal experience and opinion. […]

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Here we go again! The absolute hell hole that is trying for a baby! Seriously it’s up there with some of the worst times of my life. Im not quite sure how other women cope with the task of trying to hold on to that sperm just at the right time to make a baby. […]

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Don’t fear the smear

The reason for this post is ultimately the result of my smear test coming back with abnormal cells which meant ofcorse I had to have more people poke me up the fanny. JOY!! So let’s go back to October 2020 my routine smear test unfortunately came back saying I had the HPV virus. Before you […]

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Period pads. My review.

So a while ago I was approached by a company who make reusable Period pads called Trade To Aid and asked if I could review their product. So we teamed up and in true The Z word fashion I will be trying out and reviewing the product. Before we get into the nitty gritty I’d […]

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Shit prints.

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minuet just sit right there while I tell you the story of how I became the mum to a child with shit in his hair. This story begins one fateful morning when the birds […]

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